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tobias p 

this is just to have a reason to call my freind weird
Tobias P
tobias p by ME haahhahaha January 9, 2020

Tobias pik 

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it
Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.
Tobias pik by Tob- May 3, 2019

Tobias Perkins 

A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk
Tobias Perkins by Gyatman October 19, 2023

Tobias: The Almighty Physician 

Tobias, otherwise known as a supporting character in the Ascendance Series, is a baka baddie.

1.) Because he can't even murder somebody

2.) He always has to impersonate Jaron

3.) He's actually an intellectual
Person A: Have you heard about Tobias: The Almighty Physician?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: You uneducated being, he is the best character in the ascendance series.

paul tobias dunham 

someone who gets used by women and friend zoned. Someone on the verge of killing them self.
paul tobias dunham why did judy friend zone you???

pull a tobias 

Finish early during the course of an evening, because the person is too drunk/tired to keep on drinking. Mostly the person finishes from around 11:00 pm to 01:00 am.
Example 1:
Person #1 "Where is Martin?"

Person #2 "Ah, he went home. He pulled a 'tobias'

Person #1 "*sigh* the profecy never fails"

Example 2:

Random person "Aw, look at Emil. He's so drunk, I think he is about to pull a tobias"
pull a tobias by heroindrap July 13, 2010
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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