Toasted Cheese Sandwich 

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

Toasted Cheese Sandwich by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

toasted cheese sandwich 

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

toasted cheese sandwich by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich 

a spadge filled and very hanging vagina.

i prized apart her minge lips and it looked like a toasted cheese and bacon sandwich.

toasted cheese and bacon sandwich by sam Hell June 22, 2004