a tranny that pretends to be a woman and lures men into his disgusting love shack, only for the men to realize later that they have just been cheated into bein a homo.
dude, that chick over there is a hoax toad. he tried that on me a couple weeks ago and i punched him in the nose....he beat my ass afterwards tho....hey man....*puts hand on freind's shoulder*
by gizzyg June 11, 2010
A term used to describe a person with toad like features, accompanied with uncontrollable sporadic croaking noises. These noises are somewhat reminiscent of a faulty starter motor.
Hey Jimmy! That Brendan is a right Toad Head. He sounds like he could use a glass of WD40, he must have swallowed a dodgy starter motor.
by Squiffty Car Din February 27, 2014
Oral sex while playing Mario Kart
"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."
by Eddmario August 4, 2022
A BJJ fighter of no morals. Ignorant and selfish attitude who is judgemental with nothing nice to say about other people
by Cheap ass hoe November 18, 2016
Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 20, 2011
When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
by Hugh Jardón October 30, 2018
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 28, 2020