to leg

the act of removing one's own prosthetic leg and proceeding to beat, smack, or thump upon another person with said leg.

Friend One: What happened to your leg?

Friend Two: Some guy tried to rough me up, so I had to leg him a little.

Friend One: Nice.

by impavid August 30, 2014

Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL

Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"

by Scottsurbandictionary May 20, 2010

back to leg

A bitch who has no ass who thinks she does. When she stands up she tends to look like she’s breaking her back to try to show her “no ass”. She cheats on her boyfriend. And steals everyone mans. She’s your typical hoe ass thot. She be breaking her back. This is known as back to leg.

look at this bitchass thot back to leg. She gonna end up in the hospital.

by suck my dick :) April 6, 2019

Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.

How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10

Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0

Everything else is for you to decide.

by Max Power 007 December 14, 2010

lip to leg

Female version of BSTL (balls stuck to leg)
Mostly happens to woman with really flappy vaginas
Also known as LTL

I feel so sweaty, it's so hot today... my LTL (lip to leg) is acting up again!

by Vabeem May 24, 2016

Don't Have a leg to stand on

Not Having any witness or evidence.

Him: i will tell your dad what u did.
Her: i don't care. You don't have a leg to stand on.
Him: oh! Fuck you!

by JonSnowKnows June 1, 2020

tape it to your leg

Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".

Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008