To Hostel

When you and a group of friends are staying at a youth hostel, and you take out your nutsack and drag it across your friend's face while they are sleeping (note, this is only not gay when you're at a hostel).

Person 1: Aw man... Why does my face smell like balls?
Person 2: Because dude, I hosteled you last night!

To Hostel

by vinny mcshane July 21, 2009

Take her to a hotel

Used to say you'd have intercourse with a lady, usually 'easy-going' ones, as you don't take them home.

"Man, you know Amy? I'd take her to a hotel, no problem"

by Skii117 February 16, 2009

girl will you come to my hotel

The rap song music video "Hotel" by Cassidy

An immature song that consists of faggoty hand signols in the motion six.
These motion get fucking annoying when watching this boneheaded music video.

This song if listen to will be stuck in your head for many years to come

Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key - Cassidy

by Ultimate pballer March 16, 2004

back to the hotel

A term used as an offering of sex usu. kinky offered to a person of the opposite sex usu. female

Hey girl you lookin' fine, let's head back to the hotel.

by StradAndStrat May 17, 2004

welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021