The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.
I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird
by jenksk9 December 21, 2015
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The awful perfume-odor that eminates from all women over age 70.
Grandma's visit was brief, but long enough to fill the house with Old Lady Smell.
by la_bepo October 12, 2007
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Old Lady Hayes tends to be a person under the age of 30 who feels around 78. They will complain of their bones hurting rather than admitting they have a hangover and chalk it up to being Old Lady Hayes. They can make children fall off their bikes with one good death stare. Things of this nature. An Old Lady Hayes can be spotted carrying a tumbler or flask of makers mark. And 9 times out of 10, a pall mall hanging from her lips while she tries to talk to you.
Dude, she is totally pulling an Old Lady Hayes.
by poopoopuhchoo February 3, 2010
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A pink anti-age product that has been around for ages.
I don't think grandma's "Oil of Old Lady" is working anymore because her face is all wrinkled.
by Ms. Barcoder September 29, 2012
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what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 20, 2007
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Old Lady Hack - (also called Tonsilith or Tonsil Stone) are caused by of any of the following getting stuck in the tonsils:

* food particles
* dead white blood cells
* oral bacteria

They are described as having a nasty odor like halitosis concentrated into a small stone. They look like cottage cheese in color and texture.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are old lady hacks.
by SamEureka September 19, 2008
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