Killed the cat

Vigorously jerking off your pet cat till it cums

“I killed the cat now their is cum all over my hands 🙌🏿 🐱 all she said after that was meow 😻”

by Pussaniggajusttalksh June 28, 2021

Snape Killing

Snape Killing, also known as Snaping or snaped- Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into thinking you are their ultimate agent.

Snape killing was the downfall of Voldemort

by Striking February 2, 2016

Spawn-to-Spawn Kill

When a newly (re)spawned player or entity kills or destroys another newly (re)spawned player or entity. This is very rare.

Similar:

Spawn Kill
Kill Spawn
Reverse Spawn Kill

You would not believe what just happened! I just spawned and was walking out into the fray when someone else spawned right in front of me with a rocket launcher and blasted me to bits! Spawn-to-spawn kills can be insane.

by The_Epicness9000 May 16, 2020

kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 12, 2020

this machine kills facists

A reference to the john green book “paper towns”

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018