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Tit Fucker 

A useless, ineffectual person aka a moron.
Hey give your balls a tug you tit fucker.
Tit Fucker by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

Tit Fucker 

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.
When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."
Tit Fucker by coyotecotton June 9, 2022

Tit Fucked 

When a guy puts his dick in between somebody’s tis and thrusts

This isn't restricted to JUST women, men can be tit fucked. But just like women, they too also have to have a large chest for it to actually work
“Yea dude I totally tit fucked Jennifer last night”
“Really? I did the same thing with James two days ago!”
Tit Fucked by Digister July 4, 2022

titsuckers 

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
titsuckers by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

titfucker 

to have sexual intercourse by placing your penis between breasts and moving back and forth in a humping movement until you ejaculate.
I was called a titfucker after tittyfuckin a girl.
titfucker by Omega2 May 29, 2003

twitfuckery 

Performing acts or activities without putting any thought into potential outcomes.

Senseless acts of destruction being an example.
The rioters carried out their twitfuckery by destroying everything in sight.

The twitfuckery on the part of lawmakers in passing this legislation is unbelievable
twitfuckery by The_Woj November 9, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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