Tiptacalyosis 

The tip of your dick being at an abnormal angle or not even there at all.

"Dude my doctor diagnosed me with Tiptacalyosis!"

"What the hell is that?"

"Well lets just say the tip of my dick is at somewhat of a 90 degree angle"

"Fuck dude thats totes gnarly"

Tiptacalyosis by Dustythecat February 7, 2012

Niptacalyosis 

Having more than two nipples anywhere on your body, Including your forehead.

"Dude did you see that bitch with seven nipples? I heard her doctor diagnosed her with Niptacalyosis."

"Yeah dude its fuckin' gnarly".

Niptacalyosis by Jacka-Rooni January 2, 2012