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tim pottage 

Tim Pottage is a very sexy but narcissistic character from the notoriously sexualized tv drama "What A Meme". He persistently gropes other characters including "Susey McSustits" who ironically proclaims "What A Meme!" whenever Tim Pottage's sexual deviancies provoke other colleagues. Most notably in the Episode "The Kennel Club" Tim is caught dressed up in a dalmation costume flirting with another person, Susey attempts to say her catchphrase but Tim reacts tyrannically, resulting in one of the funniest scenes in television history.
"You're being such a Tim Pottage" Bill said as Ben stroked his leg
tim pottage by GreatSauce February 9, 2018

Tim problems 

When an individual is having issues with electronics that are sometimes trivial and usually a rare occurrence to the average user. This is sometimes described as a phenomenon of which only savvy and experienced tech gurus experience. The more frequent the tech issues appear, the more likely you're facing "Tim Problems".
Well, sir, no one else is having this issue. I apologize for the inconvenience but this sounds like definite Tim Problems.
Tim problems by Redline13 August 6, 2019

Tim Pawlenty 

- former governor of Minnesota

- your high school guidance couselor

- guy on Brawny logo
"...Tim Pawlenty, who you may recognize from his previous jobs as former governor of Minnesota and your high school guidance counselor." - Stephen Colbert
Tim Pawlenty by skillcosby88 September 12, 2011

Tim Pool 

Pretending to be liberal so your critiques of the left carry more cache

See also: Dave Rubin
I don't have the intellectual heft to make a strong argument so I guess I'll Tim Pool it as I go.
Tim Pool by Jjchattanooga June 28, 2021

Tim Porter 

A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.
Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”
Tim Porter by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019
An absolute bellend with a tiny nubbin
That Tim pick… he’s a mahoooosive bellend with a tiny man clit… or nubbin
tim pick by Nubbin for rubbin February 8, 2022