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Tim Urban 

Amazing, gorgeous, dreamy finalist on American Idol. Rocks the long brown hair and has a smile that make girls go weak in the knees. Was an alternate for the top 24, but was put in when someone already had a record deal. His first performance was pretty shaky, but his good looks and charm have carried him past the top 12.
Simon Cowell- It doesn't matter what we say. Your gonna smile, America is gonna vote for you, and you'll be here next week!

Tim Urban- *smiles*

Randy Jackson- So I'm gonna judge you on a Tim level, and on a Tim level that performance was pretty good.

Tim Urban- *smiles*
Tim Urban by smileyface33 April 12, 2010
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Tim Urban 

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N

American Idol Contestant

HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)

Hair flick ;)

Simon called him pointless but so what?!
Example 1

Tim Urban: *smiles*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*

Tim Urban: *hair flick*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*

Example 2

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: =.=

Tim Urban: *smiles*
Tim Urban by timurbanlover November 26, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026