Tim Urban

Amazing, gorgeous, dreamy finalist on American Idol. Rocks the long brown hair and has a smile that make girls go weak in the knees. Was an alternate for the top 24, but was put in when someone already had a record deal. His first performance was pretty shaky, but his good looks and charm have carried him past the top 12.

Simon Cowell- It doesn't matter what we say. Your gonna smile, America is gonna vote for you, and you'll be here next week!

Tim Urban- *smiles*

Randy Jackson- So I'm gonna judge you on a Tim level, and on a Tim level that performance was pretty good.

Tim Urban- *smiles*

Tim Urban by smileyface33 April 12, 2010

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Tim Urban

The cutest, sweetes guy known to man. T-I-M U-R-B-A-N

American Idol Contestant

HIS SMILE MAKES GIRLS FAINT :)

Hair flick ;)

Simon called him pointless but so what?!

Example 1

Tim Urban: *smiles*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint then comes back alive*

Tim Urban: *hair flick*

An intelligent girl who's in love with him like me: *faint*

Example 2

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: You're pointless

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Simon Cowell: =.=

Tim Urban: *smiles*

Tim Urban by timurbanlover November 26, 2010

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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