Refers to young women of whom maintain a life in the grey area between sanity and full mental breakdown, while simultaneously maintaining a particular affinity for fluffy animals and box wine.
I find dating in Texas difficult because of all the Tiger Bombs running amuck, you don't figure that shit out till it's too late.
To drop a verbal bomb onto a conversation or a severe diss onto someone who attempt to diss you.
similar to pwned owned and burned only the exclusively verbal equvalent and much more hilarious
John: Dude i stole your girlfriend!! I took her on a date yesterday and she said she'd go out with me and kissed me on the cheek!
Me (You): Your sister and i lost our virginities to eachother last night. Every sexual position we could think of and she recorded the whole thing, then texted it to me and i showed it to everyone. She was very happy i did and we made out and fondled infront of everyone, at least 8 times today. She's such a Girl Next Door
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."