Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

tiger's wife mad

the act of being so angry at someone that you find the item they cherish most and beat them with it.

Chris was so tiger's wife mad at Joe that he grabbed Joe's Wii remote and beat him with it.

by themudking November 30, 2009

tiger's blood

Charlie Sheen's drug of choice

Charlie Sheen can do anything because he's got tiger's blood!

by RBAKA March 20, 2011

tiger's wife phobia

the fear of having a golf club break through your expensive suv's window at 2 in the morning. (can only effect people named tiger woods and alec baldwin)

tom: tiger woods has had tiger's wife phobia ever since that fateful day

jeff: poor guy

by kmoney123456789 January 1, 2010

tiger's paw

The view of a very obese woman's tight crotch -- it's got more folds than a camel's toe -- so the folds of flesh in addition to the normal slit of a vagina resembles a paw of a tiger

"No, honey, don't wear that thong to the orgy -- it shows your tiger's paw to the world."

by saustin January 16, 2008

Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.

Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.

by sike moda December 8, 2009

tiger's itch

When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.

I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!

by IrishSchmirish December 14, 2018