Throw off 

To surprise someone in a way that leaves them confused or shook.

My girlfriend brought chicken wings to pizza night and it really threw me off.

My girlfriend said she was straight the other day and I was thrown off.

I wanted to wear my slides to soccer practice just to throw off the coach.

Throw off by dontyattmedale April 24, 2019

Throw off 

(v.)
Transitive:
• to distract; to confuse
• to yeet (an object)
Intransitive:
• — also throw — to make a mistake; to lose unplanned/accidentally
• to stresslax (See stresslaxing)

• That car horn really threw me off.
• I just throw my things off whenever I get home.
• Come on, dude, don't throw off now. You're almost winning!
• I always throw off cuz I'm depressed af.

Throw off by Antisarcasm May 10, 2022

Throw off 

Play to lose

Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!

Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...

Buddy: Hey man why you gotta throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.

Throw off by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

throw yourself off a cliff 

do it coward

i would like you to throw yourself off a cliff

throw yourself off a cliff by Dingus McFart February 22, 2022

Throw'd Off

someone who is mentally challenged. Throw'd off. 2 beers short of a 6 pack. has a screw loose.

Austin, you're throw'd off.

Throw'd Off by nickbaney August 5, 2010

throw yourself off the boat 

to indulge in NSFW fetish work. this includes both writing and watching

joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?

throw yourself off the boat by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit 

be quiet

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit

zip it lockit put it in your pocket throw it off the summit by xdr5t3evq3q December 4, 2023