When you're fighting some bank robbing criminals with your siblings and one of them needs a good ઽταв
Diego: Guns are for sissies, real men throw knives! *throws knives*
Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.
Jim, a news reporter: *from outside* I've been in many hostage situations like this, and it can escalate very quickly.
by Nancyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019
by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020
On oct 23.
Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st
Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st
-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.
by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021
In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.
"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"
by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021
This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
by Twain Dirty August 7, 2008
If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"
by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022