This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
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