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Three Sea Shells 

A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.

How it works ?

You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells
Three Sea Shells by Tot February 8, 2008

Three Sea Shells 

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells
She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore
Three Sea Shells by paddyflynn August 3, 2016