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Three Wolf Moon T shirt

The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.
OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

there's always one you haven't seen

Refers to Key & Peele sketches. You think you've seen all of them, but there's always a sketch you've never seen.
Guy 1: Wish I was high on potenuse.
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: right... there's always one you haven't seen.

I Don't Give Three Shits 

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision

There's a reason people don't want to serve 

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

Don't dig where there's no oil 

if a girls not putting out don't bothe.
'Ah mate i really like that girl but she just wont talk to me'. ' mate.. don't dig where there's no oil'.