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The most motivated battle hardened Marine legal assistance has ever seen. His motivation and dedication to the corps is only superceeded by his love of pounding vajayjay. The future SgtMaj of the Marine Corps.
by Lance Colonel of the LCpl Udgr September 11, 2008
Matt Thomas is known for his very small penis and overly large nipples. Matt's slogan is "If you've got it, flaunt it" which is why he is always seen walking around shirtless.
by Lochie Ones July 30, 2013
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Former linebacker of the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Kansas City Chiefs. Known primarily for rushing the QB, getting sacks, forcing fumbles, chasing down plays from the backside, and displaying his amazing athletic ability. Wore #58. Also known as DT, a play on the LT of Lawrence Taylor. Holds the NFL single game record for sacks in a game with 7. Once had 20 sacks in a single season. Died prematurely while still a member of the Chiefs due to complications from injuries sustained in a car accident.
The left tackle was embarrassed by Derrick Thomas, who whipped around him, sacked the QB, forced a fumble, scooped it up and ran for the easy TD.
by Rick S March 20, 2007
by bob911 July 26, 2006