Thomas'd 

(Verb)

The delay of business past the scheduled time; to eliminate all hope of getting home at a reasonable time.

Ed and Martin were supposed to be out of there at 12 today. They're still there at 5 pm! They got Thomas'd real hard.

Thomas'd by Skinhole October 12, 2022

Thomas D’Lima 

Is a frequent user of awwww caaammmoon, also cuts hair better than anyone you’ve seen.

“Awww caaammmoooon” hey that’s what Thomas D’Lima says

Thomas D’Lima by Ausman98 January 12, 2022

Thomas Jay’d 

Getting stung to the point of death by a pile of bees.

There’s a bee hive over there. Are you allergic to bees?

No bro. What about anybody else? I don’t want y’all to get Thomas Jay’d.

Thomas Jay’d by Hamsterjam August 27, 2020

Thomas Edison'd 

When someone states an idea or joke, but you take credit for it by publicly expressing it

Man, Todd stole the joke I told him and said it loud enough for everyone to hear so they think he made it. Sounds like you got Thomas Edison'd

Thomas Edison'd by DrtyTrouserSnake June 29, 2020

Thomas Dipshit

A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.

“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.

Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.

Thomas Dipshit by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021

thomas dale high school

A high school in Chester, VA. All the locals are rednecks and they have a specialty center for the arts that includes music, dance, theatre, art, and film. They all think that they’re quirky because they own doc martens. Thomas Dale has the best principal in all of Chesterfield County, and he loves the students with all his heart.

“Did you hear about the Thomas Dale High School football team?”

“No, what happened?”

“They all have staph lmao it was on the news.”

thomas dale high school by your local train wreck October 17, 2019

THOMAS DOHERTY 

THE HOTTEST FRIGGIN DUDE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Jonny?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Thomas Doherty!

THOMAS DOHERTY by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018