A stupid ass school where teachers are bitches. A school where you will get dress coded if females are showing their shoulders. Where people get into fights because of something stupid. Where there Are so many fucking fake people. And some nasty ass lunches.
Thomas Jefferson middle school Is for losers
by Skskskskskj October 5, 2019
by Things were getting wild April 2, 2021
a school located in edison new jersey where no one knows how to act. they’re all fake white basic bitchass locals that don’t get the jokes the normal kids tell. the white girls all have ‘depression and anxiety’ and talk about it constantly. they’re all just so fucking annoying, they don’t know how to be humans and it shows.
by dumbasses smd April 25, 2019
bum ass school in washington where the students are either dealers or buyers
i won’t even mention font
i won’t even mention font
1-i’m trying to become a narc
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers
by theultimatebean November 7, 2018
A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.
Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.
Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.
Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.
Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.
by \m/(>.<)\m/ September 13, 2008
a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.
person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too
by ciannn June 24, 2008
An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020