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A mysterious orange cat with plastic, teddy-bear eyes, wet fur, and the pleasant, white smile of a hume with good dental higene which stares at you until the break of your sanity if you happen to enter a secret bathroom you did not know was there.
"THING... is in there..."
"THING... STARES at me and WON'T... STOP..."
by TH- THING?... December 20, 2008
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Believed to have been invented by non other than Dave Rollins himself, thing is a word to replace all nouns none to man.

Note that thing is never plural.
Send all them thing to warwickshire.

Have you got thing.
by Dict-o-man September 30, 2003
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a dick (male or female) a shit, watever you want to call a "thing"
also used to replace a dirty word
andy's thing is big!!!
u left a huge thing in the toilet
i used the thing for protection
today i touched my thing and it felt good
by fook August 24, 2003
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a way to refer to someone who pisses you off or someone you don't like, just call them a thing.
(whilst pointing at it) "that f***ing thing is really pissing me off!!!"
by itchyscrot April 03, 2003
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John: that new phone of yours is very Thing! Yes
sally: thank you!

another example

John: your face looks very thing today
Sally: how dare you..
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Man 1:Wow look at that thing
Man 2:Whoa what is it?
Man 1:I have absolutely no idea!
by StinkyMan74 December 11, 2020
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