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Theory of Elasticity of Mass

A speculative framework proposing that mass has elastic properties—that it can stretch, compress, or transform under extreme conditions. Theory of Elasticity of Mass suggests that mass isn't fixed but responsive: to velocity (relativistic mass increase), to gravity (gravitational binding energy), to fields (quantum mass corrections). The theory extends these known effects into a general principle: mass is elastic, and its elasticity can be engineered. Not just mass-energy equivalence, but mass-stretch equivalence.
Theory of Elasticity of Mass "As the ship approached light speed, its mass stretched—not just increased, but distorted, redistributed. Elasticity of Mass says that's not a bug; it's a feature. Mass stretches under velocity, under gravity, under stress. Understanding mass means understanding how far it can stretch before it breaks."
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Theory of Mass Elasticity

A companion to Spacetime Elasticity, proposing that mass itself has elastic properties—that mass can be stretched, compressed, or transformed in ways that enable novel technologies and travel methods. Mass Elasticity suggests that inertia, gravity, and mass-energy equivalence are not fixed but can be modulated through fields or spacetime engineering. This could enable "mass cancellation" for propulsion, variable inertia for spacecraft, or even mass redistribution for gravitational control. The theory goes hand in hand with Preserved Causality and Spacetime Elasticity, forming a triad of concepts that together make interstellar civilization plausible.
"The ship's mass field fluctuated as we approached the warp threshold—not increasing with velocity, but redistributing across spacetime. Theory of Mass Elasticity explains it: mass isn't fixed; it's responsive to spacetime curvature. We didn't get heavier; we got stretchier."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026