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A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.
Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.
The-Pal by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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The Raoul Pal 

A sexual act conducted during significant cryptocurrency collapses. First, slice a scotch bonnet with bare hands and rub genitals. Second, have a partner ready to feel your pain.
To take our minds off the crypto market, Sally and I tried “The Raoul Pal”.
The Raoul Pal by CryptoCreep May 16, 2022

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal! 

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2
"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

Jewel in the Palace 

The super extremely popular Korean drama starring Lee-Young Ae as the first historical female doctor Jang Geum who struggles in a story about redemption, revenge, friendship and love. It became the highest rated show ever, averaging 47% (1/2 of all households) throughout the 50-60 episodes it lasted. it also became exceedingly popular in Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, Japan and Canada. It can be seen as one of the triggers to the recent Korean phenomenon that has gripped the Western world.
"Did you catch that episode of Jewel in the Palace yesterday?"
"Plesh, I saw the original Korean version with subtitles as to not reduce the quality of my viewing pleasure!"

beyond the pale

The phrase "beyond the pale" dates back to the 14th century, when the part of Ireland that was under English rule was delineated by a boundary made of such stakes or fences, and known as the English Pale. To travel outside of that boundary, beyond the pale, was to leave behind all the rules and institutions of English society, which the English modestly considered synonymous with civilization itself.
beyond the pale by jim.mcmahon November 30, 2003

The Palace Network

The Palace Network is a Disney/ Universal Studios Orlando Minecraft server. There are rumors (I have to say rumors do to legal reasons) that the owner is a pedophile. We all know that they are in their 20s and multiple former staff (volunteers) agree.
That The Palace Network place is wack.

hair to grow on the palm of your hand 

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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