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A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.
Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.
The-Pal by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
Words you can keep

The Raoul Pal 

A sexual act conducted during significant cryptocurrency collapses. First, slice a scotch bonnet with bare hands and rub genitals. Second, have a partner ready to feel your pain.
To take our minds off the crypto market, Sally and I tried “The Raoul Pal”.
The Raoul Pal by CryptoCreep May 16, 2022

You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal! 

Voiceline said by scout when dominating a soldier in the hit fps game Team Fortress 2
"You're a disgrace to the uniform, pal!"

Jewel in the Palace 

The super extremely popular Korean drama starring Lee-Young Ae as the first historical female doctor Jang Geum who struggles in a story about redemption, revenge, friendship and love. It became the highest rated show ever, averaging 47% (1/2 of all households) throughout the 50-60 episodes it lasted. it also became exceedingly popular in Hong Kong, China, Taiwan, Japan and Canada. It can be seen as one of the triggers to the recent Korean phenomenon that has gripped the Western world.
"Did you catch that episode of Jewel in the Palace yesterday?"
"Plesh, I saw the original Korean version with subtitles as to not reduce the quality of my viewing pleasure!"

beyond the pale

The phrase "beyond the pale" dates back to the 14th century, when the part of Ireland that was under English rule was delineated by a boundary made of such stakes or fences, and known as the English Pale. To travel outside of that boundary, beyond the pale, was to leave behind all the rules and institutions of English society, which the English modestly considered synonymous with civilization itself.
beyond the pale by jim.mcmahon November 30, 2003

The Palace Network

The Palace Network is a Disney/ Universal Studios Orlando Minecraft server. There are rumors (I have to say rumors do to legal reasons) that the owner is a pedophile. We all know that they are in their 20s and multiple former staff (volunteers) agree.
That The Palace Network place is wack.

hair to grow on the palm of your hand 

When an innocent young man is seriously told that masturbation will cause hair to grow on the palms of your hands, he will often immediately look at his hands thus causing raucous laughter from the others.
Did you know masturbation causes hair to grow on the palm of your hand?
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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