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The weekend

A famous singer with a extremely high pich voice that sound like he has his dick stuck in his zipper. The only people that like him are young retarded girls or an older guy that is trying to get those yung girls.
Rhian:"i like the weekend "
No one in his workspace/class liked him after he sead that. The only people that did where young girls.
Dont be like Rhian.
The weekend by 123 suck my pp March 17, 2019

The Weekend

THE WEEKEND IS FOR FAKE ASS FANS. LIKE BRO ITS THE WEEKND.
Person 1 : Yo bro do u listen to the weekEnd?
Person 2 : ITS THE WEEKND
The Weekend by IM SWAG STAY JELAOUS January 19, 2023

The Weekend Eve

Like Christmas Eve & New Year's Eve, you know you will get the next day off!

Every Friday is the weekend eve.
Dude 1: Dude it’s the weekend eve, LET'S GET FADED TONIGHT!

Dude 2: Sorry man, I work tomorrow...

Dude 1: (Silent for a bit) WELL IT SUCKS TO BE YOU HOMIE!!!

(Picture Dude 1 walking away while flipping the bird)
The Weekend Eve by Bobbi Reyes December 31, 2011

The Weekend of Jill 

Jill is a name used in a group setting when you can’t remember everyone’s name so you call everyone Jill. Established the weekend of March 4th, 2023 in Rockaway Beach, OR.
You’re new to a group of 8-9 people and you forget names and refer to everyone as Jill. “Hey Jill, do you want to go on a hike?” “Hey Jill, I love your swimsuit! “Hey Jill, do you want to go to the meat outlet?!” “The weekend of Jill was so fun!”

getting cleaned up for the weekend 

1.when two ladies decide to simulataneously munch,eat,lick, and ravage a mans rectum and penis untill ejaculation...
2.exactly what it sounds like, get extra clean!
3.when a woman tounge punches a mans fartbox, while the other engulfs the wang...
shannon and erika decided to clean aaron up for the weekend, he was very pleased because, he was getting cleaned up for the weekend...

hymn for the weekend 

The best dang song by the band Coldplay
Hey I'm listening to hymn for the weekend!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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