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The Uber

Female stimulation where there is 1 finger in the vaginal canal and three fingers in the anus.
The Uber- 1 in the front, 3 in the back
by Sthrnhbts711 December 17, 2021
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The Uber of Math Education

An agile math curriculum that often incorporates the best math methodologies and pedagogies of the East and the West, by distilling them into cheap and good textbooks and workbooks for students worldwide, compared to those dear, inch-deep, mile-wide US textbooks.
Singapore Math could arguably be called the Uber of math education, based on the increasing number of developed and developing countries that have adopted the alien curriculum; as a result, thousands of students’ math grades have improved significantly over the years.
by MathPlus December 1, 2018
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The Uber-Sexy One

A name for boys who think they are incredibly hot. See Justin Jones.
Cocky guys think that they are the The Uber-Sexy One.
by campgirlie April 22, 2005
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The Uber-Mensch

Me. 🤗 I'm the literally The Uber-Mensch (The man who can create his own values). I did what Nietzsche couldn't and reconciled science and religion.

Hym "Pffft..." *Holding in laugher*

Iam "What's so funny? Are you laughing at me?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha!! I'm... No... Pfft Hahaha! I just think it's funny!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "He... He created The Uber-Mensch! He created the Uber-Mensch and he despises it! He wants to take credit for it SO BAD! He thought it would be HIM! He thought the Uber-Mensch would be like him and it's the EXACT OPPOSITE! And he's colluding with his media friends to prevent the Uber-Mensch from being UBER! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHA!!!!"
Iam *spit-takes drink* "Ha-ha" *cough cough cough* "Hahahahaha! Wow! I'm sorry. That's... Ha! Wow!"

Hym "He's trying to withhold some me the thing that I am in exchange for subordinating myself to him! He's afraid that I will hoist him with his own petard for trying to hoist me with my own petard! Ha! Hahaha! Aha! Holy shit! Subordinate yourself to me or freeze and die because the government is intentionally tanking the economy! Haaahaha! He can't! He can't do anything with this! He needs me to not destroy him! I can't get what I deserve because if I do I can destroy him!"

Iam "Hey, who am I? 😩 I'm the Uber-Mensch... He's not...😩 Hehehe... 🤭"

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HE WANTS TO BE THE BOSS OF US!!! HE CREATED THE UBER-MENSCH AND IT EXISTS IN DIRECT JUXTAPOSITION TO HIS ETHIC!"

Iam "hehe... Oh man..."

Hym "They wouldn't be MY 'own values' if I just accepted your propositions without thinking you idiot! That's what makes me The Uber-Mensch!!! Hohoho! That is rich... Huuuh... The irony! Sweet, sweet irony! Ha! Umai!"

Iam 🤭 "I wonder if his Reich is going to reign for a thousand years psssst.... Hehehe..."

Hym "AAAAH! EVEN HE'S👆 IN ON AT HAHAHA!!! HE'S JEALOUS! OF US! HAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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The Uber Maneuver

When the sexy is boring so you flip her around to engage in doggy-style to free a hand to call an Uber to pick her up immediately.
She as crazy as she looks?

No … I had pulled the Uber maneuver. We both took 3 min
by billybaru September 13, 2022
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Manuver The Uber

If someone knows how to "manuver the uber" that mother fricker knows how to DRIVE !!!!! , A true bad azz driver. Big balls
"Aye bruh not gunna lie Dmarkus got us out that sticky situation last night he know how to drive foreal"

"Yea Dat mother Fucker can manuver the uber no doubt"
by UrbanDictionary.OG April 9, 2023
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über-the-shit

"greater than The Shit"

Used to show the {usually *belief*} of one’s being not just 'The Shit', but even then-some.

See also: uber\über, the Shit
"Élitist-attitude entrenched, French-loving Democrats can be quite irksome to the Uncle Sam-patronizing Repub."
by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
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