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The Soup Can 

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.
I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!
The Soup Can by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

The Tomato Soup Can 

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.
Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

soup in the can 

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.
"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"
soup in the can by fred dick June 4, 2007