The Skipper

A Fat Chick. A term taken from Gilligan's Island. A three hour tour says it all!

C.T.- "Bro, did you bang The Skipper last night?"

Kill- "Hell yeah fool! She was sniffin around my door so I had to hit it!"

C.T.- "Douchebag!"

by Kill1349Chief February 2, 2009

Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper"

Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.

Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".

by Farsidefan February 14, 2009

the slippery magician

the slippery magician takes some planning
1st. raw dog some chick from behind in front of a one story window
2nd. mid pump pull out and have a buddy take over without the girl knowing
3rd. walk out side and wave to her

She didnt find the humor in it when i gave her the Slippery Magician.

by Mr. Fist January 26, 2006

The Slippery Gac

A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.

Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010

the slipper

your mum will 360 no scope you with this shit, it will fly at you from all angles when you fuck up in any way, there Is also another attack for when your mum is close she will beat you over the head with the legendary slipper.

john got slapped by the slipper on monday

by yourdadleftthegame May 28, 2020

The Slippery Javelin

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.

At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.

by parralax42 December 9, 2010

The Slippery Rhino

A sexual act in which the woman is placed on all fours. The man then utilizes a strap on penis and attaches it to his forehead. He then backs up a distance of about 10 feet and charges into the woman inserting the strap on into either hole (doesn't matter which).

Person 1: Yo i heard she got the slippery rhino from him last night

Person 2: Huh, thats why shes walking so funny

by Tony N. October 1, 2007