Self-proclaimed mayor of the culdesac where he resides. Has his
finger on the pulse of what his neighbors are up to. Nobody’s
grass is greener, driveway cleaner or has a more polished vehicle. Takes lots of naps. Has many odd quips that occasionally makes sense. Identifies as a 9 year old and claims to be woke.
Takes his pants off when he senses danger.
Pisses up to 2 pounds of excellence at a
time.
If you know him, you’re lucky.