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Chord The Oaf 

Chord The Oaf is one who lacks a mindbrain. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in brute strength. Unfortunately his nether regions did not attain the same massiveness that his muscles did. Often times Chord The Oaf can claim the title of Googus. He takes his orders from Orndrew and is married to Ormily.
Orndrew allowed Chord The Oaf to wed Ormily.
Chord The Oaf by TheGoogus July 9, 2022

The Orange Oaf 

1. The xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, sexist, racist 45th President of the United States of America. He is known for being a fraud, breaking deals and commitments, dodging the draft, not paying taxes, tearing apart families, poor grammar, blathering hyperbole, lying to the public, having no clue as to how foreign relations are built - let alone - maintained, and making the United States a laughing stock amongst the international community. Also known for his outrageous orange hair, orange skin tone (after receiving one of his patented fake tans) and horrendous comb-forward hairstyle.

2. A grown man who at his very best has the intellectual capacity and vocabulary of a third-grader.

3. An overall clueless and not very smart person.

4. An incredibly stupid and extremely insecure person.
The Orange Oaf is a bigoted cheesepuff with a dead hamster as a wig.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026