The Lemons

Lemons 🍋

The most celestial relentless group in twitter history boasting a 639-0 record against osmoshit. The lemons are the pioneers of protecting twitter from nonces such as comeasyouwxre and beatleebum

Who are the Lemons? Ah they're legendary

by NoellyG September 9, 2020

The Law of the Lemon

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

the lemon icy

sex move: doing doggy style while simultaneously shoving her face in the snow, turn her around and piss on her snow covered face.

we fucked outside but it was so cold and i had to piss so bad i just gave her the lemon icy

by &h@vin46&2 December 15, 2014

Singe the Lemon

Accidentally (or even intentionally) biting, nibbling, or scraping your teeth on a woman's clitoris.

I didn't mean to singe the lemon, but now Sarah hates me.

by spidermonkeywaaaaah! October 1, 2006

The Lemonators

The Lemonators are a notorious gang led by Nigel Thornberry, Dr. Seuss, and Mark "Darius" Henry. The Lemonators originated in Colonial Era Sussex, England, and later spread out to the entirety of England such as Manchester and London. During the Victorian Industrial Era, The Lemonators began to be well-known, respected, and feared. Other time periods that The Lemonators appeared in were, The Golden Age of Piracy, The 7 Years War, and WWI, WWII, and WWIII. The Lemonators also had many famous allies such as Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, Onepac, Tupac, Threepac, and 50 Cent's son 25 Cent. The Lemonators Rivals are The Industry Babies who are led by none other than Lil Nas X aka Montero.

Be cautious, The Lemonators run this territory!

by Captain Angel Beard October 7, 2022

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006