the lazer
When the male is about to cum, the woman punches him in the testicles and the cum mixes with the blood and it looks and shoots like a lazer.
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The Lacerator
The fist of a male individual (sober) sticks his fist up a teenage (drunk) female's vagina and causes multiple lacerations.
The Lacerator by jjohnson22 April 18, 2004
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The LaMere
(noun) A consensual, discreet kink practice in which a person wears a butt plug in public as a form of private erotic expression. The appeal of a LaMere often centers on the psychological thrill of secrecy, heightened body awareness, and the dynamic of trust or control between partners—while maintaining outward normalcy in everyday settings.
"Their date night was extra spicy cuz he pulled The LaMere—no one else in the restaurant had any idea.”
The LaMere by Foster1986 February 27, 2026
The Joe Labero
A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.
Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?
Girl: Was it good for you?
The Guy spits in her face.
Guy: It was absolute magic!
The Joe Labero by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012
Lakers beat the Supersonics
in, relating to, or characteristic of a good day
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic, the Lakers beat the Supersonics... Today was a good day.
Lakers beat the Supersonics by Naismithball March 26, 2011
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)