The Kennedy

To have an affair with a female staffer/co-worker, "accidentally" kill her, and deny any wrongdoing.

Did you hear about Michael? In case you didn't know, he was screwing around with Susie behind his wife's back. Well, Susie died in a mysterious car accident and Michael just got arrested. Seems he tried pulling "The Kennedy" and got caught. Poor bastard!

by DirtyDon in Austin August 26, 2009

The Kennedy

When the person giving a blow job makes the surprised and shocked look when recieving a load, even though they have full knowledge of whats to come. Also know as the back, and to the right.

I laughed when my girlfriend made the Kennedy last night, what did she expect to happen.

by Timmeaahh March 18, 2011

the kennedy package

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

The Kennedy HandJob

An extra-fat spliff, that is coated in honey, and saturated in kief.

The Kennedy HandJob i just smoked, hit me in the face man.

by JointRolla November 17, 2010

the kennedy center

Democratic bullshit

The Kennedy center gey

by The Texan Pennsylvanian December 13, 2020

the dead kennedy's

Possibly the best band ever. Sings crazy songs with great political messages. Used to be fronted by Jello Biafra.

The Dead Kennedy's have songs like: "I Kill Children, Dear Abby, California Uber Allies, Anarchy For Sale, and I Fought the Law (And I Won)"

by Rudeboys Love Rudegirls August 31, 2006

the dead kennedy's

one of the best punk bands and possibly the best hardcore punk band of all time. Jello Biafra (first singer) had the quintessential punk rock voice. their songs mainly took aim at polotics. while there titles seemed vicious and evil (like 'kill the poor') they are usually metephorical for the issues that occurred around the time. they never sold out and they stayed true to their underground fanbase. they reformed in 2001 with a new singer, but have yet to leave their underground success behind them. a great band!

listen to 'holiday in cambodia' and you'll understand! ;) the dead kennedy's rock too hard!

by senoir toothbrush December 31, 2011