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The Jew

The act of ejaculating into a yamulkre and placing it onto a woman’s head, and then proceeding to chant in Hebrew
Friend A: Oh yea I have a girl the Jew yesterday
Friend B: oh yea fair play mate
by Ur mum likes feet August 4, 2021
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the jew flu

a mutation of the corona virus that's sweeping across israel
hey murray i had a plane ticket to tel aviv next week but they cancelled my trip. the jew flu is out of control. oy vey!!
by burbman1969 November 17, 2020
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the jew claw

a running joke from the ali g show. borat is terribly prejudiced against women, minorities and the like, but most of all, against jews. in one episode of the show (Borat's Guide to America) he interviews a martial arts instructor and first asks what to do if a "chocolate-faced" person comes and attacks you. the instructor really doesn't know what to say, but tells borat that in America, people try not to judge by skin tone. next, he asks how to protect himself from jewish people - what do you do if they try to hurt you with their horns? or even worse - THE JEW CLAW?
borat: "now, what if the jew, he comes after you, with his dirty jew claw?" *raises hand, shapes into claw, gestures*
instructor dude: "well...you just knock it away."
b: "what about, double the jew claw? *raises both hands*"
instructor: "...double knock-it-away..."
b: "ah. *attacks instructor with simulated claw, promptly gets beaten*"
by ali g's girl May 2, 2006
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the jew biz major

Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"
hol'up, you ain't heard of Lil' Dave, Young L, the Jew Biz Major?
by YoungBagABitch April 9, 2021
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The Jew Dance

The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.

A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.

Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.
Wow check that jew, he's doing the Jew Dance!!
by Ben Macauley June 6, 2009
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The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.
Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.
by Shackle meister April 8, 2019
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the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream
did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood
by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010
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