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The Holocaust 

from my english teacher, this is some notes she gave us / Ms. Freedman's definition of The Holocaust:

"The Holocaust usually refers to a specific event in 20th centure history: the state-sponsored systematic persecution and annihilation of European Jewry by Nazi Germany and its collaborators between 1933 and 1945.

Victims: Jews, Gypsies, the handicapped, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Soviet POW's, and political dissidents

Why? Not simply the logical and inevitable consequence of unbridled rascism. Rather, rascism, combinded with centuries-old bigotry, renewed by a nationalistic fervor which emerged in Europe in the later half of the 19th centure, fueled by Germany's defeat in WWI and its national humiliation following the Treaty of Versailles, exacerbated by worldwide economic hard times, the ineffectiveness of the Weimar Republic, and international indifference, and catalyzed by the political charisma, militaristic inclusiveness, and manipulative propaganda of Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime, contributed to the eventuality of the Holocaust."
The Holocaust is more than just "the genocide of European Jews and others by the Nazis during World War II"...
The Holocaust by albert yuen March 9, 2005
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The Holocaust 

A major element of the Nazi Black Legend.
Person 1: "The Holocaust narrative doesn't even make sense."

Person 2: "It's been used by the jews as a predicate to acquire billions of dollars in 'reparations'."

Person 1: "...We're gonna need a bigger oven..."
The Holocaust by KiggerNike August 19, 2023

Opposite of the Holocaust

Used to Describe something Amazing.
"Hey how were Katie Holmes' Tits?"
"You know the holocaust? Picture the Exact opposite of the holocaust"

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust? 

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.
Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

Holocaust of the Gaps 

An evidentiary practice in which evidentiary standards are discarded and the lack of evidence is accepted as evidence or proof of genocide.
The Holocaust of the Gaps fallacy is necessary to explain the lack of documentary evidence establishing a planned genocide of the Jewish people.

The Holocauks 

In the future, when women rule the earth, there will no men or vibrators, only hologram cocks. The day this travesty occurs is The Holocauks.
Woman 1: "Ever since the holocauks, my sex life has been great!"

Woman 2: "Mine too! After I orgasm HE makes ME a sandwich, its just a hologram though so I can only pretend to eat it."
The Holocauks by Rhinomancer July 20, 2010

The-Yolocaust 

A very very desperate tumblr user who has given up. They only have 0,8 followers and turgle turgled. If you get called "The-Yolocaust", Do take it as an offense.
"You're such a the-yolocaust."

"That's offensive, you really rustled my jimmies over there."
The-Yolocaust by awkwardKite December 31, 2012