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the scource of all knowlege
the guide rules my socks and my life
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the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
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It's a book.
by Cellist December 23, 2003
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Weekly podcast hosted by Tom and his sidekick Tim.

Or if you are Tim: weekly podcast hosted by Tim and his sidekick Tom

Basically, TCGTE is the funniest podcast you will ever hear.

Topics vary from time travel to dating and everything inbetween.
"Tim- Fucking baby boomers!
Tom- ...ok...so anyway, starbucks..."

Listener-Ah The Complete Guide To Everything, legend .
by iheartbabyboomers. jk im tim! November 21, 2010
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The Terraria Guide

Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him
Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you
by Winter Sumire December 4, 2021
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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

All in all, the best book ever. There are four more books in the series that nobody seems to know about. However, it doesn't really matter because the story sort of loses control of it self toward the end and I assume that is why all of the characters die at once, very anticlimactically.
According to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, 42 is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything.
by Slartibartfast restaurant ship November 13, 2009
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