The Colombian

When one snorts a line of coke off someone's ass while he or she takes a massive dump.

Dave: "So did you end up getting that coke last night?"
Paul: "Yeah and I am going try to give Susan the Colombian."

by ts eliott November 2, 2014

The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

The Colombian Shuffle

Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.

Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.

I want to give you the Colombian Shuffle.

by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024

The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.

Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”

by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025

The Columbia

The spacecraft that crashed on Jan. 30, 2003. There were seven people on boarda nd because I'm from Texas everyone is still making a big deal out of this.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

The Columbian Clam Chowder

When you are performing oral sex on a womens mouth so hard that she throws up on your cock, when this has been done you now need to shuve it in her vagina, Yummy.

So last night Me and Sam were fucking your mom, and she threw up all over my cock, so what did I do?!? I pulled The Columbian Clam Chowder on her ass. Oh yeah night of my life, plus i hate niggers.

by KyleAndSam September 27, 2009

the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008