The Voldemort 

the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.

hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.

The Voldemort by Jack Hawff February 26, 2011

The Voldemort 

The Voldemort is a shaved pussy that is very dry and appears to have scales, thus having the appearance of the infamous villain from the Harry Potter series. The dry, scaly skin can easily be solved with lubricant and lotion.

Make sure you put some lotion on after you shave your pussy, or you'll have the Voldemort!

The Voldemort by JeJoMa November 7, 2010

The Voldemort 

You pick up a chick at a bar, and go back with her to her parent's house. While boning her you scream out "AVADA KEDAVRA" and jizz on her forehead. You trace a lightning bolt on her head with your jizz, then murder her parents and run away to Albania.

Mark : "What did you do last night ?"
Daniel : "I was bored so I got to the nearest bar and did The Voldemort."
Mark : "Oh shit, hope you didn't leave any DNA prints !"

The Voldemort by Manteau qui Vole September 15, 2018

The Voldemort 

A sexual act involving two to three persons where one person is sitting on an elevated surface, resting their legs on the second person's shoulders. The second person has the back of their head facing the other persons groin. As we know, Professor Quirrell has a face on both the front and the back of the head. With this in mind, this act would involve "The Voldemort" sucking the genitalia of the partner with the back of their head. The third person is optional of course, since their are two faces means twice the fun!

Man I am just SOOOOO horny I just feel like sucking two dicks at once. Unfortunately for me, my mouth isn't big enough to fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into one mouth. I have an idea! Let's do The Voldemort! That way I can fit two humongous saucy juicy throbbing cocks into two mouths!

The Voldemort by Kinda an idiot December 13, 2022