A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.

In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.

The Two Digit Salute by NoHandlebars February 7, 2015

The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.

1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."

The two biggest lies by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011

The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.

That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

The Two-Way Truffle by yungkrabscale April 21, 2021

The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.

Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"

The Two Genders by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND April 21, 2021

The Two's

An infamous short strip of dorms located on the second floor of the Wagner Building at Stony Brook University. The residents there make up a tight-knit community, well-known for their hatred of outsiders and love of Skoal, domestic beer, and Chaka Khan.

GC: Where you at?
D-Rock: The Two's.

The Two's by Spanish Kid March 10, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026