The Steamy Wonder

A scat-related sexual act that involves tying a long-haired sexual partners hair (in double pony-tail like fashion) to the each side of the bed his/her head is on. The non-bound person then defecates upon the bound person's face, preferably on the eyes; The resulting action being the bound person flailing their head from side to side like Stevie Wonder does while performing music.

Man - "Holy shit Jane, is that pink eye in BOTH of your eyes?"

Woman - "Yeah, David decided to get a little kinky last and gave me The Steamy Wonder, god he's the greatest."

Man - "Wow... The things he'll do For Your Love."

by Ohmie February 12, 2009

steamy wonder

when you take a shit on a campfire

justin: what’s that smell?
adam: i just took a fat steamy wonder, sorry bro.

by blackgrohlsun August 16, 2021

Steamy Wonder

When you have held your shit in for so long that it produces a steamy sensation upon exiting your anus that makes you want to scream your favorite Stevie Wonder song.

After that long car ride home from the concert I went into my bathroom and took a fucking Steamy Wonder . It felt so good that I had to scream out SUPERSTITION!

by Bstepz206 May 13, 2011

Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020