The Spengi Hand describes the act of a notorious lecher, who fiercly rubs his dirty unwashed hand at the mons veneris of an illuminated fat ugly girl. The Spengi Hand is mostly performed in public crowded places, such as bars or clubs, where the notorious lecher easily can find compliant attendees for his perverted craving.
Random drunk guy at a bar: What the fuck is this bald dude in the corner doing over there?
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.
Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.
The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.
Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.
Another drunk guy: Hala tze gaha bu.
Random drunk guy: Are you a fucking retard? I don´t understand a fucking word.
The other guy: Sorry, I just ate a Biscotti Wiscotti. It´s hard to talk with it in the mouth. I think this guy is doing a The Spengi Hand.
Random drunk guy: O Lord The Spengi Hand! I´m sad now.
The other guy: Me too.
by BiscottiWiscotti March 15, 2018