Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise 

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! 

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021

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Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling? 

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"

Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."

Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling? by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010

scoop the soup 

equvalent of spilling the tea

friend 1 ~ “ yasmin is a bitch”
friend 2 ~ “oh scoop the soup”

scoop the soup by teaandsoup September 29, 2018

The soup 

The best show ever made which so happens to be on E! They make fun of stupid people such as Tila Tequilia and Tyra Banks.

Dude did you watch The Soup last night?
Duh they were making fun of Tila Tequila being a skank!

The soup by lil wayne is bomb August 6, 2008