A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.
Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.
Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?
Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?
Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
by Beringer2 September 23, 2010