The Shawt 

Nickname for Paris,Texas

my and my homies are coolin in the shawt

chillin in the shawt for the weekend

The Shawt by AliHalfBaked November 24, 2013

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls

Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.

Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)

Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.

"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone

Stroke the shaft, cup the balls by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

the shaft

1. Originating in Old Europe during the Middle Ages, where burial space was often in short supply throughout many communities. To maximize use of space in many cemetaries, the dead were often buried in a 6 foot vertical shaft, rather than the usual horizontal grave position. The vertical position was considered less socially respectable. Thereafter the term began to mean poor treatment given to someone in such a way that demeans him or affirms second hand status as a citizen.

In communities that had active, but hidden, homosexual communities, the phrase took on a second meaning in double entendre, referring to the humiliating prospect of having to bend over, grab one's ankles, and recieve painful anal intercourse from someone who is overly aggressive and abusive.

When they fired Bob, they gave him the shaft.

the shaft by bucky buckmeister December 5, 2006

the shaft

Everything bad in life.

Often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life.

Jerry always gets the shaft.

the shaft by steelman August 18, 2003

work the shaft 

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

work the shaft by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

just the shaft 

the opposite of just the tip. this is what you say when your girlfriend/wife/one-night stand thinks that "just the tip" is unclassy, rude, or chauvinist. If she declines your offer of "just the tip" with a disapproving scowl, you then proceed to ask her, "how about just the shaft?" In order to carry out just the shaft, you must pull a u-turn.

I told dat bitch I would do just the tip - and she said "hell no, you pig!" So, I said alright baby, how about I pull a u-turn and we do just the shaft?

just the shaft by Speczial K February 9, 2012