The Sand Guardian

A guardian of the sand who is so powerful that even Poseidon quivers before him.
Sand Guardian: I am The Sand Guardian, Guardian of The Sand!

Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 03, 2020
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Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him
Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian
by ThatOneDictionary January 02, 2019
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Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves
I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves
by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 21, 2021
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