the runs

the dreaded shit you take where you wake up in cold sweats and get butt ass naked on the toilet and pray to god, crying, for your shits to stop

dude, i had the runs this morning and almost ended my own life

by @samyoule March 9, 2019

the runs

viscious shits of biblical proportions.

I shat my pants, I have the runs

by fake tucker February 12, 2004

The Runs

Another name for Diarreah. The name comes from that you have to run to the toilet so you don't shit your pants

Sorry teacher john can't come to class... hel gots the Runs
*class starts laughing*

by NiceMan February 16, 2007

the runs

The trot to the pot during diarrhea.

Move! I have the runs!

by ProStaff January 27, 2005

The Runs

A liquidy substance that comes out the butt.

i usually get the runs when i eat sour cream.

i got the runs yesterday.

by 84574895 January 20, 2009

the runs

Mud butt, doodoo butter.

These ribs give me the runs.

by sithy June 29, 2009

The Runs

when your stomach hurts badly and everything and everyone just pisses you off and soon after you have to RUN to the toilet to take a shit. Kind of like having diarrhea .

oh my god . you do not want to have the runs

by bubbeguppy July 2, 2019