The Quarker 

some random motherfucker who founded a motherfucking organization

Example: Do you know The Quarker?
no

The Quarker by The Quarker November 29, 2023

oh my god the quarterback is toast 

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

oh my god the quarterback is toast by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

find the quarter 

1. A favorite game of children of all ages.

2. A favorite game of middle-aged, single men with mustaches.

3. The act of placing or "dropping" a quarter into one's briefs to be retrieved by the child one has lured into the van.

Frank loved playing find the quarter because it gave him a serious boner to have pre-teen children with their hands inadvertantly groping his dangle.

find the quarter by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003

The Quarter to Nine 

The Quarter to Nine is a nickname for the Area Code “845” located in the Hudson Valley Region of New York. The cities that share the 845 area code are; Poughkeepsie, Woodstock, Newburgh, Hyde Park, Kingston, Beacon, Spring Valley, & Nyack to name a few.

Woodstock, New York home of the famous Woodstock Festival is located in "The Quarter To Nine".

The Quarter to Nine by Leakz 2.0 August 17, 2023

mopped the quarter deck 

when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.

Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!

Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.

mopped the quarter deck by daddy v August 3, 2010

The Quarter Mile 

Dragging your scrotum (preferably freshly shaven) down your partner's naked leg.

I gave the wife the quarter mile last night and she almost barfed, it was awesome.

The Quarter Mile by crenom December 28, 2009

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin by happystringguy April 30, 2010