The Protein Shake

When you put the ingredients of a protein shake in a girls gaped vagina and then fuck her, mixing it, which you then poor in a glass and drink it.

How are your gains going bro? Hittin'up those suppliments?

Yeah bro, my girl let me do The Protein Shake last night, feelin strong

by UncleKony September 12, 2018

protein shake

semen or sperm

-Yo, she really took your protein shake?
-Hell yeah! She swallowed like a pro!

by ripR1 October 11, 2008

protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

by war-su-gi January 24, 2003

Protein shake

The Sexual process of masturbating a male and catching the semen in your mouth.

Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

Protein Shake

a silly metaphor for semen

"Last night Amber swallowed a big cup of my protein shake. She said it was deeeeee-liscious!"

by B.Diddy August 4, 2007

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein shake

In the world of strength-athleticism, supplements for growth are often used. Protein shakes are powedered substances which are mixed with milk, oragange juice etc. to produce a drink apporoximately 70% protein.

consumed after exercise, the protein rebuilds the muscle bigger and stronger.

MMMMMM, banana flavour!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004