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The Potters House

"I was hanging out at the potters house with my buddy satan, and they got mad because we lit the baby jesus display on fire."
by toholdthegun November 16, 2003
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The Harry Potter Houses

There are four houses, or groups, at the entirely real school named Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Also known as Harry Potter's school, because for some reason everyone likes that kid.
Anyway, the houses are:
Gryffindor (brave)
Hufflepuff (hard-working, and good finders of course)
Ravenclaw (smart)
Slytherin (cunning)
The Harry Potter Houses defined by each house.

Defined by Gryffindors:
H- what the fuck is a good finder? Fuck 'em
R- bunch of nerds
S- bunch of racist, elitest snobs. Fuck 'em

Defined by Slytherins:
H- what the FUCK is a GOOD FINDER? Fuck 'em!
R- bunch of "smart" nerds, wasting their intelligence. Fuck 'em
G- bunch of impure fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Ravenclaws:
G- bunch of immature fucks. Fuck 'em
H- bunch of self righteous assholes. Fuck 'em
S- bunch of ignorant fucks. Fuck 'em

Defined by Hufflepuffs:
G- pretty cool, daring guys.
R- pretty cool, smart guys.
S- pretty cool, sly guys.

H: Hey guys wanna be friends? And btw a good finder means a person finds the good in people, not the bad

G, R, and S: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
by Mr. Obvious, duh November 18, 2010
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
by RoseThourne August 13, 2007
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