the pleaser 

when you insert you pointer, middle, and ring fingers into a girls vagina. sometimes causing pain but most of the time extreme pleasure.

dude he used the pleaser on his girl last night and she was screaming his name in no time.

the pleaser by that guy who knows no bounds July 25, 2009

The Party Pleaser 

The Party Pleaser is a sexual manuever that involves one person getting pounded doggy style while simultaneously fisting one anus with the right fist and one anus with the left and performing either cunnilingus or fellatio on a sexual partner in the front. This technique is most commonly used in gangbangs.

You: Dude, did you see that chick in the porno doing the party pleaser?

Friend: Yeah man, I did. No homo, but we should try that shit.

You: Your crazy dude. Not only does the party pleaser require immense skill but it also requires 5 people. Its only me and you, man. We need 3 others.

Friend: True, I'll hit up those girls we met the other day and see if their tryna make this happen

You: Cool

The Party Pleaser by Not President Obama May 18, 2014

Justin The Man Pleaser 

-a feeble beta male
- inability to read, struggles with children reading books
-talented at massaging the male prostate with tongue

-Man pleasing abilities allow him to sustain his gay lifestyle

“That justin kid really knows how to eat an ass, he’s such a man pleaser”
“Yeah, they don’t call him Justin the man pleaser for nothing”

Justin The Man Pleaser by Merva October 15, 2021

The Pleasure 

toe curling, spine tingling, epileptic seizure style sex

Jill: I don't think we've had the pleasure...
Jack: Of course not... It's hard to forget....

The Pleasure by lukent January 23, 2009

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure 

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

shut the please up 

It means to please shut up

Bob: hahahhahahahha
Joe: shut the please up
BOB: ok becuase you said please.

shut the please up by Qowoskdmdmd February 22, 2017

Secretary of the Pleasurey 

A rank in government that regulates all adult entertainment (Porn Czar).

President Bill Clinton tried to appoint Larry Flint as Secretary of the Pleasurey in 1998 to divert attention from the Lewinski scandal.

Secretary of the Pleasurey by backotruck January 11, 2013